Thursday, May 1, 2008

The Scottish Play

So it was really excellent. Not perfect--what is?--but really excellent.

The treatment of the witches was, on the whole, the best I've seen. The costumes--nuns acting as army nurses--were perfect: so clearly not the sleek women of Mac's world, but also immediately conveying a sense of special knowledge, of connection to the mysteries of life and death. The surgical masks even made Banquo's line about their beards make sense, for maybe the first time in any production since the first one. I didn't entirely agree with the cauldron scene; there was no actual cauldron and they simply chanted the lines at breakneck speed, which seemed a loss in a hospital/morgue setting that would have allowed for them to be mixing some sort of creepy pharmacopeia. Having the cadavers act as the apparitions: good, especially since that's another effect that's really almost impossible to do well.

An iambic fundamentalist, to use Peter Hall's phrase, would have had issue with some of the direction, which let the actors play rather loose with the verse. I found myself thinking a couple of times of the dictum "Earn your pauses." This was not so much because the performances were extraordinarily self-indulgent--they weren't, not at all--as because the women's room, despite the fact that this was a very large theater just off Broadway, contained a grand total of four stalls. (This seat-to-seat ratio, so to speak, would get a theater shut down in Chicago.) At intermission the line stretched up a long flight of stairs, down an aisle of the house, and then back up the aisle again. So I waited the whole 15 minutes, but did not get to pee. That part of the experience makes me think that if I ever direct again I will exhort the actors to remember the woman in the seventh row who did not get to pee at intermission: You can keep your pause if it is good enough to make her forget about her bladder.

Stewart himself was terrific. I've never heard anyone hit the ands in "Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow," but it totally worked that way: Mac resigning himself to an endless, dreary future. And of course the verse supports it; those are stressed syllables.

Lady M--I don't have the actress's name handy--was excellent too. This is one of my dream roles, and I'm calling her excellent without qualification or resentment, so you know she was good.

Joe and I both had issue with the Porter--such a departure from the text that it must have been a directorial choice rather than an acting choice. It just doesn't work to play that scene as anything other than comical. Making the Porter a sinister security guard fits within this production, sure, but it still doesn't work with the text. Or at least, it didn't this way. So many of those lines are so clearly the Porter riffing to amuse himself; this was sort of the Porter riffing to put words in the mouths of the audience members he was interrogating, without a hint of actual play, and it just seemed sociopathic. Maybe I've never recovered from seeing it done exceedingly well in college, with Dan Sullivan--one of the most natural clowns I've ever known--in the role.

Anyway. I need to head to bed--I have not been sleeping enough, and I don't want a discussion of Macbeth to murder sleep. But I do want to mention that when Cannibal Cheerleaders on Crack was first being staged in Chicago (almost ten years before I was in it, so, god, around 1989?) the cast used to gather backstage before shows and sing, to a tune resembling "Row, Row, Row Your Boat":
Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth
Good luck, good luck, good luck
Have a good show, have a good show
Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth! [whistle]

That show was all about flying in the face of tradition, so it was perfect. (Then again, when I was in it, one actor entered running, hit a pool of fake blood, and slid all the way off the edge of the stage, so who's to say the curse wasn't in effect?) But in general, do I believe in that superstition? Yeah. Partly because other people believe it, so if they hear you say "Macbeth" backstage they're thrown off their game, and the show can be affected that way. Partly because the college production of the show, despite being a joy to work on, was one of the most cursed productions I've ever been a part of (a smoke machine that stubbornly refused to work for the cauldron scene, but belched out swampy mists for the interior scenes; a murderer's cape catching fire on stage; the wind picking up a giant metal tray from the banquet scene and blowing it down three stories of stone steps, with tremendous clangor, during a show; and so on). Partly because when I was 18 I'd somehow never heard about the superstition, and before a show--this of The Beggar's Opera--a castmate enlightened me and another cast member. This other cast member promptly said, "Oh, that's BS. Macbeth, Macbeth, Macbeth." And of course that night's show was the one where everything went wrong--where a woman entered with blood running down her forehead because a trapdoor had just landed on her head. Maybe it is all self-fulfilling prophecy, but who cares? You lose nothing by believing, and you get to share in the spooky collective mystery of theater.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

theater in New York

There's lots more to write about the past week, but first this bit of geekery: On Thursday we saw Patrick Stewart in Macbeth. And Michael Dorn was two rows in front of us.

More when I'm not totally jet-lagged and ready to drop into bed.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

So, wow, we did that.

Back from Orlando. If that's what it's like to earn your living as an actor, I have no complaints. We performed the same material roughly 350 times in four days, which is hard but not impossible, especially when you're in a cast that knows how to play well and keep things from becoming too rote. For this we were put up in a nice hotel, paid handsomely, and fed--oh, god, it was just an orgy of food. (From the closing parties alone I remember mini-beef Wellingtons, pan-seared ahi tuna, some sort of stuffed pork chop, roast turkey with cornbread stuffing and cranberry relish, beef something else, beef skewers, egg rolls, pot stickers, Caesar salad, many different kinds of sushi, veggie quesadillas, nachos, shrimp-aioli-and-prosciutto wraps, bacon-wrapped scallops, shrimp cocktail, mini-burgers, cookies, cheesecake pops dipped in dark chocolate, chocolate mousse shooters, some other kind of fruit dessert shooters, fruit-and-cheese skewers, and several other desserts. I know that wasn't all of it. I should note that I did not personally eat everything. But still.)

We also saw Rod Stewart perform on the last night. I think we all went in thinking, okay, whatever, Rod Stewart, and came out thoroughly impressed. If I can still move that well and use my voice that well at that age, I should be happy.

Things I learned:
1. For work like this, comfortable shoes are mandatory. Ditto lots and lots of water and hot tea. And it doesn't hurt to pack bubble bath for an end-of-day soak.
2. I still know how to improvise. And I like it a whole lot.
3. When you have to interact with the audience and be fairly aggressive about it, it's much easier if you have some sort of mask. I think by the end of the week we were all wearing sunglasses for that shift. Likewise the sunglasses (indoors) seemed to make it easier for the audience to take the aggression as humor and performance, not an actual threat.
4. When you're actually being paid, you can abandon the actor's traditional starvation mentality of seeing free food in front of you and eating until the food is gone. In fact, in circumstances like this, you should abandon it.
5. Food and pay and Rod Stewart notwithstanding, a good ensemble is still one of the best rewards of this whole game.
6. I should try to get out of Chicago every winter. I think I need more sun than I've been getting.

Came back just in time for the premiere party of "Julie's House," the web sitcom I shot last fall. I didn't actually see the showing--by then I was crashing pretty hard. (I also really hate watching myself on camera, so perhaps I was looking for excuses to leave.) But the feedback has all been excellent. And it feels ridiculously cool to come home from an acting job to see the results of another acting job and get the first start-up e-mails about the next acting job.

There was some more exercise in there--given the quantities of food, I was not about to skip my time in the hotel gym--but I can't remember what fell on what day so I'm just going to omit that report. Today:
Running: 2.5 miles
Biking: 7 miles (and some lovely scrapes and bruises to show for it)
15 minutes upper-body weights

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Orlando

Arrived this afternoon in Orlando for the big industrial acting job at McDonald's annual convention. Holy cow. The convention center has a giant two-story staircase that's just been painted so when you enter at lobby level you see two-story Golden Arches. The stairway-decoration budget alone has to exceed the entire marketing budget of any show I've ever been in. And that's just the outside. Inside...well, they're not done setting up yet, and I'm probably not allowed to describe it much lest I reveal some important trade secret, but let's just say, McD's knows how to throw a convention.

Yesterday:
60 minutes elliptical trainer
15 minutes upper-body weights

Day before yesterday:
Running: 4.5 miles
20 minutes lower-body and core weights

Really have no idea what this week is going to bring. It'll be an acting experience unlike any I've ever had before, that's for sure. I'll try to learn a lot.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

hmmph.

I seem to exercise more often than I have a reason to post. Yesterday:
Running: intervals
Biking: 7 miles
25 minutes upper-body weights
Crunches, pushups

And we watched No Country for Old Men last night. Jeez. What a creepy movie. Flashes of it keep coming back to me with the intensity of memories I've actually lived. Of course, that's partly because that's the landscape I grew up in, and I've seen it be that still and frightening. And it's partly because nobody does silent menace like the Coens. But a large part is Javier Bardem's performance. By the end he's stalking you, you personally, and he's going to get you, because that's what he does.

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Chaplin

Watched four Chaplin shorts tonight: Easy Street, The Cure, The Adventurer, and The Immigrant. All the same supporting players, clearly functioning well as a clown ensemble. And they must all have had the same makeup artist too, whose main job it was to draw in ever-more-outrageous peaked eyebrows for Eric Carpenter. (Wait. Carpenter? I just saw this guy's last name in four different sets of credits and now I can't remember it. Someone's last name is Carpenter, that's for sure. His definitely starts with a C, but it might not be Carpenter. But he's the big beefy guy with the eyebrows like bat wings--usually Chaplin's nemesis.)

I watched a fair amount of Chaplin as a kid, and I think I've oversimplified him in memory. It's lovely how Chaplin gives us dirt on the Tramp--he's not an uncorrupted innocent. In Adventurer he's an escaped convict, and though the movie never says outright why he was imprisoned, it's clear from the way he lies readily and cadges drinks that he probably deserved it. In Easy Street, when he holds the baby and thinks it's peeing on him, he gives the kid an honest dirty look--not "I'm a cute clown pretending disapproval with a kid," but "You little bastard, you're peeing on my lap." And even as the slapstick punches fly, the honesty of the reactions--the society matron with ice cream down the back of her dress, the woman realizing the spa's healing waters have been spiked and deciding to let her friends find out for themselves--keeps everything solidly empathetic.

30 minutes elliptical trainer
25 minutes lower-body and core weight training
~7 miles biked
Not even close to enough. I'm not sure I had the energy for much more, but still.